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It’s Not Possible

Today I was filling out my corporate tax forms for Zeta Centauri, Inc. To my massive chagrin, printed clearly on the first page of the tax instruction booklet was:

“WITH GOD ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE”

My first reaction was, “What the _FUCK_ is going on here?” I seriously flipped out. I mean WTF!?!?!? How are imaginary friends and taxes related?

So, I did a little bit of investigating. Apparently this is something that slipped under my radar back in 2001:

http://www.claremont.org/projects/pageid.1821/default.asp

So, I had to at least write this to the Ohio Department of Taxation via their “contact us” page:

‘As a non-religious corporation, we question the validity of printing
“With god all things are possible” on the Ohio Corporation Franchise Tax
Report Instructions booklet. This would make sense on a church tax form
booklet, but it has no place on corporate tax booklets. It makes us
question whether, not having this “god”, it is actually possible to
complete form 1120.’

I mean, seriously, this is the damned 21st century. It’s not like electricity hasn’t been invented yet and people are still living in caves… or so I thought.

This is the sort of thing that leads people to make love to patio furniture.

Making Music Again

I’ve started playing bass with the.untermensch.denial.

http://www.myspace.com/utrband if you’re curious what it sounds like.

It looks like it has a lot of potential. We’ll see where it goes from here.

I managed to wipe out the boot loader for Vista yesterday.

Here’s how to restore it.

1. Boot from Vista CD.
2. Enter your language info and hit next.
3. Go to the console (bottom option on the menu that comes up).
4. Go to your CD drive.  If it’s drive E, type ‘E:\’.
5. Change to the boot directory by typing ‘cd boot’.
6. Run the bootsect command.  You can type ‘bootsect /?’ to see your options, but ultimately you’ll end up typing something like ‘bootsect /nt60 C: /mbr’.
7. Life should no longer suck after you reboot.

A New Home For The Blog

This blog had been stagnating over at survivingwithoutajob.com for quite a while.

The problem is that the domain didn’t really suit my current focus. Survival isn’t exactly a lofty goal, you know. It should have been titled “thrivingwithmyownkickassbusiness.com” but I can’t type that.

So, the focus of this thing will more likely gravitate toward life and my interests in general. There’ll be some Zeta Centauri-related posts and some hobby-related posts, I’m sure. The important thing is that I don’t have to maintain another domain I don’t feel like visiting.

For those of you who haven’t been following what I’m up to, my main projects at the moment are FindMUD, a mud list site, and Basternae 3, the newest incarnation of the MUD I worked on ages ago. Many of my other projects are still going, but those are primary at the moment.

Best Adsense Month Yet

October was the best month I’ve had yet for Adsense earnings, posting 36% over the previous two months’ averages.  Although that amount still is just barely enough to cover hosting and domain expenses and is less than 2% of living expenses, it’s still encouraging to see such an increase.

Since traffic has only increased by 16%, the best explanation I have for this increase may be that the Christmas casino on line gamblingguida casino onlineroulette virtualegiocare alla rouletteroulette 36keno gratiscasino on line italiagiochi casino da scaricare gratis,casino bonus gratis,casino gratisgioco keno gratis inlineabaccarat onlinecasino gioco virtualecasino en lineacasino bonus gratisgiochi video pokerroulette online gratiswww giochi casinocasino on line bonuscasinos games,casino gaming,casino gamescaricare casino gratisbonus europa casinogiochi di casino gratisgiochi on line roulettecasino gioca gratismigliori casino on linegran roulette casino,roulette casino,roulette da casinogiochi keno gratis in linearoulette game downloadgiochi da casinocasino gratis senza depositomobile casino gamesvideo poker pcplay free kenocasino da scaricare gratisdownload video pokeron line casinotrucchi per video pokerroulette systemseurobet casinocasino giocaroulette online,vincere alla roulette online,giochi online roulettevideo poker virtualegioco della rouletteblog casino online,casino online,casino online roulettegiochi keno gratis inlineajack black in lineavideo poker da scaricare gratisgiochi casino da scaricare gratisgiochi black jackgiochi keno inlineagioco keno gratis advertising season has started.  I suspect the holiday season because I haven’t changed anything about ad positioning and the fundamental nature of the content of my sites hasn’t changed (there’s just a little more of it).

Momentum is building slowly, but it is building.  I only have to double my traffic six more times and this will be a full-time occupation.  That sounds like a lot, but I’ve doubled my traffic four times in the last year.  Each doubling is harder than the last, but still not impossible.

With the traffic to the All Possible Worlds site tapering off, the growth might slow a bit — but since the time I’d be spending there is being spent building other sites, there will probably be growth to offset the shrinking traffic.

Welcome to Joomla!

Most of the websites that I’ve put up, like freewavesamples.com, soundprogramming.net, fictionclassics.com, leftistblogs.com, and dollarcalc.com have been created using the Drupal content management system.

For a change of scenery just as much as for the sake of learning another CMS, the two latest domains I’ve picked up, findmud.com and csharpness.com (don’t bother clicking — there’s no content yet) will be built using Joomla.

I’ve always had a slight dislike of Joomla since the first time I tried it a year or so ago. I installed it, played with it a bit, found it EVEN LESS intuitive than Drupal (which is hard to do), and decided it wasn’t for me.

So why, after a year, would I bother trying again?

If you compare most Drupal sites with most Joomla sites, the Joomla sites are usually quite a bit prettier. This isn’t necessary a limitation of Drupal — any competent artist can make either system look beautiful. However, Joomla seems to have more of a streamlined smoothness to its visual design.

Even so, the main reason that Joomla is even worth learning is that there are so many great modules available for it. There are going to be some things that one CMS will do better than the other thanks to the available add-ins. It would be silly to restrict myself to knowing a single system if I have the opportunity to know both.

Yesterday I wrote about my experience moving a Wordpress installation. Today it was a Drupal move, relocating the fictionclassics.com site to a new server. The process turned out to be remarkably similar.

First I downloaded the entire directory structure of the Drupal site to my local machine.

Once that was done, I logged into the old server’s control panel in order to run PHPMyAdmin and export the entire database as an SQL query. The database ended up being larger than I had expected at 55 megabytes.

After downloading the exported database query as a .SQL file, I connected to the new server and uploaded the directory structure that I had downloaded earlier.

While that was running, I created a new database user and database for the site, granting the new username permissions to the new database. Then I logged into PHPMyAdmin to import the database.

WHOOPS!

The PHPMyAdmin panel was set with a file size limit of 50 megabytes. My file was 55. Luckily the panel supports importing .zip files, so I ran Winzip and crunched the file down to 15 megabytes. Then I was able to upload and import without a hitch.

After that, I edited the /sites/default/settings.php file to change my database connection settings to point to the new database.

After changing the domain’s DNS to point to the new server, everything was up and running.

Overall, relatively painless other than the minor slowdown caused by having to compress the database. Drupal seems to be pretty storage-intensive with its database. The site has about 600 pages of content totaling about 5 megabytes, so obviously there is a lot of extra information being stored.

Today survivingwithoutajob.com was moved to another server.  It is a Wordpress-based blog and I was afraid that moving it would be a nightmare.  It turned out not to be.

I started by downloading the entire directory structure of the site to my local machine.  Once that was done, I logged into my old server’s control panel and ran the PHPMyAdmin database administration tool (most hosting providers seem to make this available to their users).  I exported the whole database for the site to an SQL query and saved it to my local machine.

After that, I logged into the new server and started uploading the directory structure I downloaded earlier.

While that was going, I logged into the hosting provider’s control panel, created a new database and database user to store the new installation, and granted the user permissions to the new database.

After creating the user and database, I logged into PHPMyAdmin on the new server and imported the SQL query that I had exported the original database to without any problems.

By this time, the file transfer was just finishing up.  The last thing left to do from the Wordpress configuration standpoint was to change the database connection information.  To do this I opened up the wp-config.php file in the root directory of my site and changed the database connection info from the old to the new.

After changing my DNS server info to point to the new server, the move was complete.  Painless, with no downtime.  I hope moving a Drupal installation is this easy.

Amazon Mechanical Turk

For those of you who are excited by data entry, Amazon Mechanical Turk is an interesting site.

The premise is pretty simple — people (”requesters”) post “human interface tasks” (HITs), typically repetitive and mind-numbing, and workers will perform them, usually earning one or two cents per task completed. Some tasks are more involved and pay better, but most are in the $.01 to $.06 range.

Having spent a few weeks doing random tasks on Mechanical Turk, I’ve found that it makes no sense whatsoever to even THINK about trying to making a living using the Turk. Income rates range from $0.40 to $1.50 per hour depending on what tasks are available, so unless you’re living in a third- or fourth-world country, you’re not going to earn enough to make it worth your time.

However, if you’re bored and have nothing better to do, it’s more productive than just sitting around eating cheeseburgers. A few dollars a week isn’t much, but if you work really hard you might just be able to pay your monthly internet bill. So you can work longer, so you can earn more, so you can do more HITs. (Sorry, 1980’s TV commercial flashback.)

A better use for Mechanical Turk is coming up with the tasks that others will do. If you’re looking to cut costs for some of the repetitive tasks that nobody in your company wants to do, you can post them on Mechanical Turk and let someone in Tuvalu or Burundi earn a nice living.

In addition to letting you create tasks from the Mechanical Turk website, Amazon has a web services API that will let you automatically submit tasks. If you have a website that is gathering data from visitors that needs some sort of manual processing, then it would be well worth your time to look into the Mturk API (or hire a programmer to look into it for you.)

For web developers, typical uses of the Mechanical Turk site might include paying users to post on a new forum in order to build traffic, write articles and reviews for your website, or take surveys to help you perform market research — the possibilities are nearly endless.

In looking over the businesses I’ve started so far, here are the results:

First Game: In 3rd grade I was pretty hardcore into collecting baseball cards. I’d bring cards I had duplicates of to school and sell them to the other kids at about what I paid for them. Although the teacher called my mom complaining that I was taking all the other kids’ lunch money, the customers were happy and I ended up building my collection quite a bit. Overall it was a breakeven operation.

Second Game: I ran the summer concession stand at the local little league park at age 13. I did all of the merchandise selection, pricing, worked the concessionstand, etc. I had to have my mom drive me to the bulk food store to get supplies and to the park and back, but the operation was pretty successful and profitable. I managed to buy a Commodore 64 computer and a pretty good collection of the Dragonlance books I was into reading at the time. The opportunity dried up by the next summer, but it was still good while it lasted.

Third Game: A sublimation-based full-color t-shirt printing operation. After getting the equipment, setting up some designs, getting the website fully operational I realized the sublimation technology just wasn’t quite good enough to get the quality I’d need to keep customers happy. I closed down with a total loss of about $1,000.00 after selling the supplies and equipment. It would have been a MUCH larger loss if I had kept going.

Fourth Game: All Possible Worlds magazine. I’ve told the story on this one already. The overall loss was about $2,000.00. If I had kept going, the loss would have increased to about $6,000.00 before it started shrinking.

Fifth Game: Web publishing – running the various sites I’m building or have built. It’s a steady stream of income, albeit small, but it pays for the hosting costs and there’s a tiny bit extra left over. So far the magazine has eaten everything that’s come in, but with that out of the picture things are looking pretty good. It’ll probably never be anything I can live on and is more of a hobby that sustains itself, but this is still likely to make it into the win category.

Sixth Game: Shareware software applications. Since I’ve done all of the programming, web design, promotion, etc. myself, all it takes is selling one copy of one application to cover my fixed expenses. I was able to do it in 2006, have done it in 2007, and don’t anticipate having any trouble doing it in 2008. Like the web publishing, it’s a tiny trickle and unless I come up with some brilliant idea for an app, it’s also just a hobby that sustains itself. I put this in the
win category.

Conclusion:

At this point, I either need to come up with another software application that is a little less niche than what I’ve done before — something with a wider appeal and more sales potential — or come up with another business that is capable of generating much larger cash flows. One cannot live on $100 a year.

The most sensible thing would probably be to use my greatest strength (writing code) to build something that people want and need. What incredibly annoying problem is there that the world needs me to solve?

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